spookykuroos:

t h e  H E R O ;

spookykuroos:

t h e  H E R O ;

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

Sadly, I can’t take credit for this.

sixbillionsecrets:

Funny - Sadly, I can't take credit for this.image

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life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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capitanmagenta:

gay pirates. #me #gpoy #thebae #thebeastlyexboyfriend

capitanmagenta:

gay pirates. #me #gpoy #thebae #thebeastlyexboyfriend

mishjerry:


every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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oneoddobsession:

sexponents:

lsiri045:

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

Just watched the YouTube video of these guys … I am so insanely jealous and in awe of these people’s experiences with the cliff slide.

Can someone message me the link To this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXk2AbdTe68

oneoddobsession:

sexponents:

lsiri045:

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

Just watched the YouTube video of these guys … I am so insanely jealous and in awe of these people’s experiences with the cliff slide.

Can someone message me the link To this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXk2AbdTe68

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted